
I have a nice picture of a lovely person posing with her favorite spider (Boris the Spider, if that isn’t clear), except it’s a little out of focus, so I am depriving her of BugPhoto fame. She’s probably devastated, on this day of all days, but life’s tough, kid — right?
Boris, on the other hand can’t be/won’t be denied. (More Boris below.)


Happy Birthday, Samsie!
MIKE. I feel deprived and devastated.